I meant "next" not "nest"

Sorry! I was home schooled..........and all that implies

Turd Hunt

It's Wednesday morning around 8:45 am. I got to work a few minutes early and decided to get a jump on breaks so I head out to start with the "young three's" class because frankly I like to get that room out of the way as quicklyy as possible. So I go outside on the big playground and sit nest to the sand box, immediately I start to smell the every present aroma of poop. So I begin to check hiney's, nope not that one.....next, nope not that one either. After a few bottoms I sit down to survey the butts already checked so I can begin again and I see a shoe with a huge clump of wet sand stuck to it. I look up to see who was wearing this shoe and realized that the poop smell was very strong at this particular moment..........CRAP, THAT'S NOT A WET CLUMP OF SAND!!! Found the poop! "Everyone line up we have to go inside!" So we all march in and I am met in the hallway with his teacher and gladly hand them over. Except I noticed that the wet clump of sand is gone? CRAP! Great, I get to go outside and hunt for this kids turd, and just this morning on my drive to work I was thanking God for this perfect, beautiful morning..........God really does have a sense of humor you know. So I grab some paper towels and start hunting, Thankfully I didn't have to go far, I reached down and grabbed it, twisted it up so I wouldn't have to smell the overwhelming smelly force and got to the nearest trash can. Like I always say...."Just another day in paradise!"

And now on my "QUEST FOR WEIGHT LOSS"
Didn't loose any poundage this past week but I ate allot of fried foods and sweet things so what should I expect right? But I did my first 5k this past Saturday and loved, loved, loved it! Will be doing more!!! And even though I was passed by "fat girl in a ballerina skirt" who I later introduced myself to and found out her name was Kelly, I think I did OK for my first race? 3.1 miles in 39 minutes at a walk/run. some of the more "fit" runners were already halfway through with their second time around by the time I was finishing but HEY! I still loved it, and I think I am more competitive than I thought I was? It really bothered me to get passed by "fat girl in a ballerina skirt" or "Kelly". I wanted to be with the people that were on the second time around in thirty minutes!!! And I will be if it kills me! Well not really, but I will press onward! I will beat "fat girl in a ballerina skirt" next time! If she's there? You watch, the nest time I blog about running I will at least make it to the finish line before the speed walkers!!! So until next time.....peace!