Me being the "Shlump"

This is going to not only be about the drama of working with 15 other women and 90 some odd children everyday but also about my thoughts on the drama of working with 15 other women and 90 some odd children. For privacy sake every one's name will be changed and all stories will be grossly exaggerated and from my perspective only. I say that to clarify that what I write will be one of those "based on true events" type of thing. I decided to start a daily blog because someone has to write this stuff down. You would not believe what happens here at Sunny Side Daycare and Preschool! Scandal, Gossip about the kids parents, gossip about each other, the emotions, the estrogen, the hot flashes, and not to mention the explosive poops, projectile vomiting, and just the general sickness that floats around this place!!! Oh yes, and my never ending(and never succeeding) quest for weight loss........which at this point is just comical. So the saga begins!!! And trust me when I say this will blow your mind, make you laugh, make you cry, and possibly even make you a little angry. I have to go  because I am actually at work right now but I can't wait to get started!